Proposal to Race Director: Pit Bike races in Spokane!!

[dinolee]

Here's the proposal: last event on Saturday... . run what ya brung, 110cc and smaller... full gear and AMB's duct taped to your leg... 3 laps with NO Mitchell Pierce style cheating allowed (unless it's to beat Allister). Winner gets bragging rights and a Corona bath in the pits.

Can we, Can we, Can we?!?!?!

[pscook]

Here's the proposal: last event on Saturday... . run what ya brung, 110cc and smaller... full gear and AMB's duct taped to your leg... 3 laps with NO Mitchell Pierce style cheating allowed (unless it's to beat Allister). Winner gets bragging rights and a Corona bath in the pits.

Can we, Can we, Can we?!?!?!

Open Stupid and Formula Moron.
Open Stupid: 110 cc and above (or below, at the discretion of the Race Director or reasonable facsimile)
Formula Moron: 50cc (or so, again as above).

These fall under the Formula 40 rules, no hitting (unless provoked) no off track excursion (unless you had a good reason, like you forgot which way the track went), no reverse track (unless you are an idiot, then you will be required to submit to a simple test, at the discretion of the Race Director). Street legal bikes must use horn when passing. Signals must be stuck in the "on" position, preferably to the right. Points will be added (or subtracted) for attempted overtaking maneuvers that require huge huevos.

Trophies: 3rd place, Coronita. 2nd place, 12 oz or larger. 1st place, 40 of Olde English (hence the "Formula 40" designation).

That's the rough draft. I have a briggs and stratton deathtrap that I will provide if someone so desires. Pick it up Thursday (or early tonight, I'm cool), you have to haul it yourself.

[Allister Squid #121]

I'm bringing my TTR 100....

I'm in.

Even if we have to set up a stupidmoto course in and around the pits.

Yeah my electric start TTR 100 should be the ticket.

[tophyr]

LMFAO. Fuck I wish I could be in two places at once.

[Allister Squid #121]

Don't mind the TTR 125 stickers on my TTR 100.

The plastic was bought off e-bay, yeah thats the ticket, e-bay...

[MadManx]

haha. we did that in the 90's with the CMDRA (http://www.cmdra.com/index2.html). My pit bike won the pit bike challenge!
33 mph in 33 seconds (something like that.) What a blast! Do It!
http://www.zombieware.com/pics/PNWR/New_Bike%20(Large).jpg

[pscook]

Don't mind the TTR 125 stickers on my TTR 100.

The plastic was bought off e-bay, yeah thats the ticket, e-bay...

I'll make up some pre-printed protest forms with your name on them.

[Mr Sunshine]

Copy cats!

http://forums.13x.com/showthread.php?t=215778

[jengel451]

Just bring back Novice jumping.

[MadManx]

Just bring back Novice jumping.
hey! no hazing the novices

[Rubber Ducky]

I am in!

PW80 or KX 85 . . . I will need to sneak one of them out without my kids noticing!!

[Parker]

Im In 100%.
Question to the Race Director....... Does the 2 crash rule apply to the rest of your weekend if we compete in this event?

[tophyr]

I would think that in the new Open Stupid and Formula Moron classes you'd be allowed to pick yourself up and continue running, if able. In case the bike is damaged beyond use, literally continue running.

[butters]

you guys know are pitbike got clocked at 81 mph right

[redrider2]

man i wish i was going...i got just the thing for the fiddy class.....

[tjones23]

Haha, I'm now totally bringing my cheater bike!

[piper907]

I'll be loading up the 110 this evening... It runs well on ProV1 :)
maybe I'll even change gearing!!!!

[Parker]

I think we should make this a team event and you have to preform either TWO UP with a rider switch per lap on the bigger bikes, say 71 cc and up. and rider changes per lap on the small bikes.

[valldog]

weight to hp, pw 50< Trey will take the checkers. Can 6 year old register?

[cee-jay]

In if it's a go.

Nobby tires O.K.?


cj

[dinolee]

I'll be loading up the 110 this evening... It runs well on ProV1 :)
maybe I'll even change gearing!!!!

shoot. Anybody know what happens if you mix u4.2 and Everclear in a CRF 70??? I think I can still get Everclear in Idaho... :headscratch: :bigsmile:

[pscook]

Haha, I'm now totally bringing my cheater bike!

Want to borrow the Briggs and stratton deathtrap? New tires, new chain, it is ready to go. Heck, it might even run!

[tjones23]

Want to borrow the Briggs and stratton deathtrap? New tires, new chain, it is ready to go. Heck, it might even run!

I'm trying to bring the WR no matter what -- I'd like to not be trapped in Airway heights for 4 days.

When are you going over?

Tim

[Monica]

In! Can't wait to fly by Allister on the straight with the same exact bike as his! 70 lbs weight advantage? Priceless!!!

[Allister Squid #121]

In! Can't wait to fly by Allister on the straight with the same exact bike as his! 70 lbs weight advantage? Priceless!!!

You calling me fat? You just called me fat.

So I may be "height, weight" dis-proportionate... my mommy tells me I'm 'husky'.

Besides, I'm a bit of a lech, and wouldn't mind following you.. even if I am fat.

[cee-jay]

What happened? Only one entry for Formula Moron?

Best time out was 3:38 on a Honda 80. BSB Racing.

Beat that!

:pokestick:

This proposal needs some serious consideration (and a few more entrants) for Round 5 in Spokane!

cj

[pscook]

What happened? Only one entry for Formula Moron?

Best time out was 3:38 on a Honda 80. BSB Racing.

Beat that!

:pokestick:

This proposal needs some serious consideration (and a few more entrants) for Round 5 in Spokane!

cj

Don't worry, if I can make it to the next Spokane round I will have TWO bikes to enter. I will need to recruit a rider to fill out the team, probably bring a ringer in.